Friday, August 16, 2013

Evolutionary Change

It was suggested to me today that the next generation would have stronger, more flexible thumbs due to the prevalence of cell phones and games in modern societybe determined.  Preparations are necessary to document this historic evolutionary shift. Doctors will be required to take measurements of thumb length, circumference, and objective strength.  There would also have to be studies to determine visual correlations to thumb dexterity. 

The implications of this study are yet to be determined. Results could prompt studies of big toe expansion due to the wearing of flip-flops and sensitivity to bat guano due to over use of eye liner and mascara.  

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